There are different types of women you can find in a church, with some seating in the front benches to destruct the pastor. [Photo/bana.co.ke]
Traditionally, the church was meant to be a place of worship and that’s why Jesus once ejected people He found transacting business in the Holy House.
However, today things have changed as you will find all manner of people in the church. Perhaps that explains why a majority of preachers are millionaires and churches keep on propping all over the place.
And have you realized that majority of the people who throng these places of worship today are women? Find out below the types of women you will most likely bump into while in that church you always visit either on Saturdays or Sundays;
1. The chewing group
These belong to that group that chews gum throughout the church session. And some of them don’t care, they do it loudly leaving people seated next to them angry.
2. The loud type
These ones shout loud amen to everything the preacher says- even if they are dozing. They sing with high voices and if one happens to be a choir member, then the whole neighbourhood will be treated to ‘free’ choir’ songs.
3. Front bench sitters
These ones belong to the group that is searching for men. Time is clicking away for them and are damn in search for love. Some of them strategically sit at the front benches in the church to distract the pastor or whoever is preaching.
4. The gossipers
This group endlessly gossips. They talk about everybody and everything and can tell you everyone’s story in the church they go to. They can even tell you that the pastor has suits that don’t fit him.
5. Latecomers
They never come early. they will always come when the mass is on wearing high-heels and would destruct all the proceedings when they walk in.